After I read the real New_WO1's post on ARRSE (or was it military.com?) a week or two ago, where he plaintively cried "This isn't me!" with a link to this thread, I knew what was up, but kept quiet for the same reason - to see what came out of the woodwork.
As per my previous post in here, for an aspiring wannabe mil pilot who will enter as an Officer Cadet and take a while before even being a 2nd Lt, this thread has been very educational.
Would the real New_WO1 please stand up?
... it'd be interesting to meet the real one in person, eh?