Dynamic, you're honesty is (no doubt) only exceeded by your intellect and good looks !
We all use numbers to our advantage, and it's big of you to admit that. As I said, It CAN be done, but as with my 407 and the 6,000 external AUW, I rarely if ever do it
We plan on 1300 to 1700 lb internal loads depending on fuel, and generally choke the Bambi Bucket (180 Img Gal / 818 L) down to 70% or 80% when working at altitude.
On fires in Canada, it's quite common for Mediums to be used on crew moves.