Every time when we land back at LHR (Our home base) late at night, and we get asked "are you flying back to XXX now" ....er, yes, despite our name, we are actually based in a foreign country, and will be flying straight back again.
..or.. "Is that it for today??? " ... er, no, despite having just done two sectors of 3hrs plus, we are now rostered to fly London -- Singapore in an hours' time.
..or.. when we arrive at an outstation late at night, "so, if you are staying here until tomorrow, will you be staying at a hotel??" .... er, no, why should we --- they'll be plenty of room on here once you've all got off.
..or.. do you know my next-door-neighbours second cousin, twice removed - she works for this airline - her name is Anne / Jane / Julie /Mary - I don't know her surname, but I know she works with this airline??" er, I'll need a bit more info than that.....
"Really ?? You must know her, she flies from Heathrow"