.... for every time a passenger will take an item out of an overhead locker, sit down and leave the locker open. (I normally then walk through the cabin and slam the locker with such force that anyone would think we had just had an explosive decompression
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.... for every time I am eating my crew meal in the galley and a passenger will suddenly appear with a hand full of rubbish and say 'can you get rid of this for me'
.... for every time I have been asked 'do you know the match score?' to which I reply 'no I have been stuck in this tin can since x o'clock and haven't even had a chance to scratch my balls' (well not quite that rude but you get the general idea
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.... every time I have been asked to contact the Captain to find out the cricket/football score - to which I reply 'I believe he is probably a little bit too busy flying this thing than to find out a score for you' (in truth he is reading Loaded or Heat magazine
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