Mascara-prone-prick,
Must be hard being down the back pushing a trolley handing out meals when you know the "monkeys" are flying the plane. You must have a lot of trust in monkeys to put your life int their hands.
By the way, here's a dare, why don't you push your luck and ask for the L1 position on my next flight. Then try not "feeding" us for 21 mins. I'll kick your arse so hard you won't have sex for 6 months!
Oh! Pelease! I just would not know what to do without flight deck around, you guys are so smart and I am always admiring the stripes on your shoulders and the scrambled eggs on your cap..........
Geez, to read your comment one would think that the world would stop if you did not honour us with your bashfull company.
By the way, don't know of ANY commercial airplanes flying without pilots. However, I know of A LOT of commercial airplanes flying without cabin crew!
(Once again, this rant is aimed directly at mascaraqueen, to most other EK cabin crew, being decent, these comments don't apply)
