You do not surprise me with your lack of knowledge of anything to do with current affairs, pop culture, sexual practices, terrestial bodies or airlines.
So you think Rimmer has something to do with a red dwarf satisfying you desire to be a total arse? Only a very sick, very sad person could come to that conclusion. Better go to the pub before I get sucked into your vortex my obscurantism suffering friend. Enjoy the tapping and insults, watch out you don't get RSI.