Oh! Alphatrot, can i be your friend? Oh pelease! You are so great and wonderful, I can't sleep at night you are sooooo Intelligent! Wow!
Can I come and stay with you in Guantanamo in your luxury villa?
I would love so much to hang around flight deck......
Yes, yes, yes, say yes!!
Oh! Pelease! I just would not know what to do without flight deck around, you guys are so smart and I am always admiring the stripes on your shoulders and the scrambled eggs on your cap..........
Geez, to read your comment one would think that the world would stop if you did not honour us with your bashfull company.
Thank God you are not writing company policy mate, otherwise EK would have been in the gutter ages ago with your antiques.
You might look smart in the uniform, but anyone eating those discusting sandwiches and green bananas must really be hungry or just a monkey!
But mind you monkeys can fly planes too, they even flew rockets in the late sixties, well before many of you were walking!
No no one knows anything about CRM we wait for words to drop from your mouth like pearls out of my bum.
CRM is not your limited to F/D alone, unless you have forgotten quickly CC are also involved..
"Supporting Mission Accomplishment Through Enhanced Aircrew Performance "
But you are still thinking that its incumbent to your sole role/responsability on-board and no-one elses!
Wrong!
Say you can\'t speak!
Is that piece of cheese stuck in your throat?
Gag!
Last edited by mascarpone; 29th September 2005 at 14:26.