I agree, I always did assume cheese features was a guy (in the loosest possible terms obviously).
I didn't realise we were employing 8 year olds in the cabin!! My 5 year old daughter could write a more cohearent post than that so there, ner ner ner ner ner!!
A word of advise old chap, dont get into a slagging match with people who are a)more intelligent b)far funnier 3)much sharper and f)have a far better grasp of the English language than you, you just cant win, and you will resort to writing silly childish posts like your one above.
Now, go stand in the corner with your dunces hat on and lets hear no more about it, or we'll have to call your parents in!!
