Boys, most of you have it all wrong - you refer to mascarpone as "she" no woman even on a bad hair day could be as b*%chy as that. The only other person that comes close is Harold my hairdresser, maybe I should introduce them to each other and they could walk hand in hand happily into the sunset.
Sadly standards have noticeably dropped over the last year, but there are still a lot of cabin crew that are doing a sterling job, and I say a BIG thanks to them. I appreciate the hard work that goes into making it an enjoyable flight for passengers and us family members of the crew.