So kiasu are YOU Thermal Image.
Singlish is not "contemptuous" (lah).
It is unique to Singapore, just like Mr Kiasu on the T-shirt.
And also like Lucky Plaza and chilli crab and drunken prawns and Tiger Beer.
Singlish is what makes Singapore different from Malaysia, China, and Indoinesia.
Why cannot any stewardess (old or new), be recruited as a "spy"?
We all know that many taxi drivers work for the Government, to "monitor".
We also know that many taxi drivers work as "agents" for SQ, lah. Some taxi drivers work ONLY for SIA (check ut the SIA sticker on their window) for more than 20 years.
It is part of the Chinese culture (like the serialised voting forms Singapore uses).
And why is it Rayman is getting special mention?
Nolan (no-lan...you know what no lan means in Chinese?

) also deserve a mention too.
Even if he is marry, he likes to show a photo of his boyfriend from the Army.
The reason for the cab sharing is that SIA is famous for saving money, for example, by having one taxi pick up 2 cabin staff who live near each other.
So true lah.
But SIA (and Singapore) is also very famous for having company spies (how else to get ahead, lah?)