Jeezuzzzz... hasn't anyone ever heard of sarcasm??? It's a thread about peoples' butts.
Maybe that's why Masscarpone is such a cranky old hag:
Maybe someone in Customs, probably that really fat slug with the goatee and the really fat fingers, has stuck a couple of them up Masscarpone's balloon knot after a Colombo because he heard that's where all the coke is made.