Hmm..just did a little digging of my own, and perhaps RMM could confirm as I believe he was, or still is, an Ansett LAME. (or even AN LAME)
HANG ON 
I'm just sitting out here minding my own business while the rest of the world finds out what a snake in the grass this
pr!ck is, and next thing I know I'm being accused of being him
... what IS the world coming to ?
PS You CAN teach a monkey to ride a bike... but Jens certainly can't fix one
