- Someone is in the toilet, the sign on the door says "
OCCUPIED" Another passenger comes along and pulls and tugs at the "
OCCUPIED " toilet door handle.
PAX: Is this toilet free?
ME: Thinks: No dumbo, the sign says
OCCUPIED! Says: (trying to look interested like it's a difficult question) No I don't think it's free........Duh!
-When I\'m in the galley cooking crew meals.
PAX: Ooh that\'s smells delicious!
Me: Trust me Sir, it isn\'t!
-Sitting there eatting my crew meal.
PAX: How come you get meals and we don\'t?
ME: You paid £30 for your ticket!
-PA: Ladies and Gentlemen, for those of you WHO DO NOT HAVE a British or European Union passport, YOU WILL be required to fill in a landing card before entering the United Kingdom............
Two seconds later...
PAX: I have an American passport, do I need to fill in a landing card?
ME:
-PA: Please now ensure that your traytables are stowed e.t.c.... and SEATBELTS ARE FASTENED.
I then go through the cabin doing cabin secure.
ME: Excuse me sir could you fasten your seatbelt please
PAX: Oh yes sorry!
ME: (Thinks)
(Says)
- Passenger gets up too quickly in his seat and bangs his head on the overhead locker/panel.
ME: Oops (Trying to look concerned) Don\'t bang your head............