This thread is HILARIOUS!
Some of these are making me cry I was laughing to so hard... particularly the
FA: Could I offer you some tea or coffee sir?
PAX: Yes please
FA: Tea or coffee?
PAX: Yes please
FA: (For crying out loud!!!) Would you like tea, or would you like coffee sir?
PAX: Oh, coffee please!
That is so true! Also the same when we do the orange juice and water rounds...
If I had a dollar for every time I have nearly vomited when someone walks barefoot into the toilets
"Hey pal heres a newsflash - that
isn't water!"