Going to put the cat amongst the pigeons here.
How about moving more ac types to the Falklands and conduct low flying training there? Of course this will mean a great reduction in our capability as crews will only be able to fly above 500' in the UK but at least we won't upset the public. No more low fly bookings, no need for LFA's and think of how much money you will save. I mean with being down south for a couple of months at a time and then being on det for a wee while you won't have any chance to spend any of your hard earned cash. Oh and think of how many frequent flyer miles you will earn!!!
Cat inserted, pigeons flapping, AD taking cover!