For the amount of passengers who can't find the lav up the front of a 737 or how to open the lav door.....what makes people think that the ashtray opens the door rather than a door handle??????
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Welcome Aboard, So true!!!!!!!!!! and at the back too!!!! I would be a billionaire!!!
- for every Club passenger who tries to get into the forward loo by opening the side cupboard or the oven!!!!!!!!!
It's funny when it's passengers doing it, funnier when they look all smart, wearing a tie and carring a laptop under their arm all the time!!!!!!!
- could I have another pizza?
(greedy little bugger!)
- "Sir, could I check your boarding card please?" "err...I put it in my bag....it's seat 17D..." "Sir I need it to check the flight number and the date for this flight to Rome" "But I am going to Venice!!!" "There you go...that's why....don't worry I was kidding, weather in Venice is great Sir! Welcome on board!"
- every Traveller pax who sneaks through the curtains and accomodates his big bottom in one of the club seats just before the meal service......Hey Mister! I am not blind yet!!!!!!!
- every "fake" wheelchair passenger
- every infant seated in the wrong row despite full briefing to the parents / every kid that "doesn't want to sit in his seat"!
- every time I leave London and it's raining and it's still raining when I land back!!!!!!
- and so on....
Gosh we could all be so rich!!!!!!!!
FBW
