SASless.
"Yee Haa!!" Surely? And before anyone asks, I'm not old enough to have got in to see cowboy flicks with a jam jar. Beags?
Argus
"Hee Haugh!", spelt "Hee Haw" up here has the meaning of 'the square root of bu@@er all', which is, I dare say, what most of us Brits (and Aussies) give for New WO1's 'problem'.
Jeez, if you have a small willie, why not just go and buy a Porsche? Makes more sense than joining up and risking getting you ass shot off just so you can bimble around the world demanding genuflections from all and sundry.