SASless
What you teabags think about "Sceptic" ranks matters not a wit
Actually it's "septic" - abbreviated rhyming slang: septic tank = yank.
that if one of my warrants was refused entry to your Officers Mess ... I would take my aircraft and crew and piss off to the nearest pub and let your OC explain to his chain of command why that happened
If Uncle Sam wants to pay hard earned US taxpayer funds for your crew to stay at the local pub, then that's a matter for Uncle Sam.
Not sure about the aircraft though - unless it's the Presidential Suite.
Others may offer a view on the size of everything in Texas: I can't possibly comment.