Amos2,
I’d like to bring to your attention the “Profile” button. When pressed, it accesses a user's “Profile”. The definition of “Profile” must be easily found in many common dictionaries.
Profiles on this forum fit into three categories (or a mix thereof): truth, humour, & bullsh!t.
The original poster’s profile seems to be of the first part, yours is most certainly in the third realm.
Please don’t bother anymore, we're enjoying your retirement.
HJ