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Old 12th Sep 2005, 09:26
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The_Cutest_of_Borg
 
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Ah yes, the "Survival Tie". I am sure I saw a reference to that in the emergency manual.

Ingredients:

1 "Seasoned" uniform tie.(note: SO ties are known to be enormously rich in food residue).

1 Bowl of hot water, perhaps heated from the burning wreckage.

1 Crash axe. To keep the damn passengers away.

1. Pair of undies. (for filtering).

Combine and season to taste.

I think however you have grossly overestimated the nutritional value of any tie used to make "survival soup." Remember, this is the remnants of crew meals we are talking about here.
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