Dude
Charity work think poor helpless kiddies or the like, not forgetting the olduns such as beags, fishing his soggy digestive out of his morning cuppa is sure to move you on.
Believe running a scout troop is only good if you introduce senior officers to the young boys.
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My final option is to pay out the imprest when pissed keep no records and claim you were robbed- worked before
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