hmmmm
or we could rephrase that:
Fortunately for QANTAS the the pilots have not crashed (insert dramatisation as appropriate) an aircraft and consequently the bean counters and management should be very happy they still have jobs ridiculous bonus's and the airline is not bankrupt.
or.....
how about
Fortunately for QANTAS the engineers have maintained the aircraft and consequently no aircraft has fallen apart midflight (insert dramatisation as appropriate) and therefore the bean counters should be happy they have jobs, ridiculous bonus's and the airline is not bankrupt
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