I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.
I been John O’Hara’d, McNamara’d.
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I’m blind.
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
communist, ’cause I’m left-handed.
That’s the hand they use, well ... never mind!
I am told that the incidence of left-handedness among helicopter pilots is about twice that in the general population.
Are we to believe that helicopter pilots are not normal?
Oops, I think I see a flaw here ...
(takes cover)
