Maybe if I lay off the Lagavulin, nip over to the States and give some preened "Show me the Greenbacks for the Lord!" P.T. Barnum-style preacher $2,000 ......."
It never ceases to amaze me how such charletans can be permitted to extort such sums from the gullible in a so-called civilised country.
But I did like the movie 'Fletch lives' in which Chevy Chase rips the pi$$ out of not only the Ku Klux Klan, but also predatory god-botherers such as you describe!