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This I've got to hear! This thread's in danger of getting too heavy anyway.
It's Saturday night and it's curry time, so I'm off. However, I can think of nothing more entertaining than returning @ silly o'clock, full of Rougan Josh, awash with Guinness and Lagavulin, and reading your 'innocent' explanations for being caught in flagrante with Flossie!