"Being a Scotsman and, like my Cymric cousins in the Service, being accustomed to regularly being accused by my Sassunach "brothers in arms of having an unhealthy interest in sheep; being a poofter seemed to me to be a positive step up the sexual social scale!"
No bl@@dy way as I think you will find that "EVERY" hetro sexual man on the planet could produce a believable and credible reason for being caught "in" a sheep but try justifying being caught "in"a bloke................who's going to belive that load of old tosh
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced