"Fido, seen here recalibrating his olfactory nerve, after searching the baggage of a Turkish Wrestler"
Conan
"Thorough training led Fido back to standard Customs procedure. He thought that the new upstart had pinched his biscuit and was now waiting for proof of his suspicions."
Conan
Aha! That should have been the 1,000th reponse in this thread, but the next lucky punter gets that accolade now!