Well done for getting out Matt!
I don't know what you ever did to deserve being sent down for a 5 year stretch at head office!
No doubt the instructors that are left will miss out on your unique sexual humour!
They will also not be able to learn from your wisdom about the cabair management. The new boys and girls that start will have nobody to tell them that within 6 months they will hate cabair and all that they stand for! I remember my first day. Keen as mustard I was, until the ginger oracle informed me that I would eat my words in the future. Sure enough, 2 months later I had to admit that you were spot on once again!
all the best for the future
AC 30