This excellent thread is going to slip into obscurity if we don't do something. The Caption Comp is about to vanish from the first page once more and with that in mind, I hope that I am not presuming too much, by putting forward a small picture opportunity for some shining wit.
To get the ball rolling once more, I suggest that this photograph and resultant captions should be judged on Tuesday by 1800Z so that those with some tenuous claim to wit can take their rightful place.
Conan