The windmill idea worked, I hit him with it, and ran out the pub door with the scotch, but whilst running through the streets dodging countless cars being driven by nitwits holding propellers out their windows at breakneck speeds, I couldn't help noticing that the propellers though tilted at a 45' angle had a positive pitch and were rotating backwards with the exception of one fool who had his at a negitive pitch, thereby his was rotating correctly!
Alas the life of a fixed wiger is a diffcult one, and often misunderstood.
Cheers.......