There is a knock at the office door at 12:05.
Aye, laddie w'at d'yer want?
Hello, I'm from BAA HQ and I'm here to help you.
That's grand. We've not seen anyone from doon HQ for, let me see, must be 35 years now.
Ah yes, well this is part of our new plan for the 20th century. Is there any particular requirement that you need for eerrrrr
Rustle of papers as he fumbles to look at his boarding card.
ABZerdeen?
Mighty neece of ye' to ask. An extended runway would be v'r helpful and what about one of them new fangled 'fast exit' thingies that we have heard so much about?
Hmmmm, I've made a note of that but, in the next ten years, how many new shops would you like?
After sounds of a scuffle from inside the office ...
It looks as if I can just catch the 12:15 ...
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.