ha ha now i have a funny one on that as well; my one and only experience with LCC!
Boarding was called and i asked someone next to me; what is going on? she told me that the number on my boarding card would give me a number in the que... so i was happy since i arrived early that day. Next we were pre-boarded, this was all in AMS; so we were led through the gate security and stood in line, then the line backed up all the way to the end... and people comming in last were told to take place in the waiting area, so they did and went to the front of the line, thus having first acces to the gate... ha the whole system was reduced to... a race... and that for a seat? yeah musky, BIG people with small minds was my guess
And most of those who jumped the que where wearing suits and laptops.
silly buggers