good stuff!
on my first flight with Virgin Blue, going into a gate with no aerobridge, the crew were making the announcement about staying on the marked pathway "please remain between the white lines, as jet blast can really ruin your hairdo!"
and the goodie:
"welcome to XX airlines, where we have the best cabin crew in the business. Unfortunately, they're all on holidays today..."
many moons ago on an Ansett red-eye, Captain was making the usual altitude, flight time, blah blah announcement, onto the end of which was added: "and could the Purser please bring the Tim Tams to the flight deck.."
Sure gave me a smile; they must have been bored!