T_and_B
Can we assume that your post is also "a comment in jocular vein"?
I don't know much about Borneo apart from the odd movie but is your 7 year old used to cars?
If you post the times and places he'll be walking to and from school, I'm sure we can get the local police heli to shadow him - at a safe height, of course.
In the meantime, you might want to run through the Highway and Green Cross Codes with him in case they unexpectedly get called away to deal with crime?
