Captain Bloggs
I don't think that would be a good idea. In the heat of the moment, you're bound to stuff it up.
Good to see someone who's unafraid to scale the dizzy heights. I bet you know the word for beer in a few different languages. I'm just talking about exercising that memory gland for a few trolley-pushers. I bet if half of them remembered something it would be better than nothing.
The latest crash comic suggests assertive cabin crew can save lives in these situations. Let 'em be assertive in Japanese, French or German - maybe then the non-English-speaking xenophobes will sit up and take notice, drop their canapes and briskly jump onto the slides and get the heck outta there.
And if they
did stuff it up, what's the worst thing that could happen? Would it be worse than the prospect of immolation?
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