But who owns the poor Muffin?
When in In yank territory (yes it is OK to use the term 'blightly' as long as its a reciprocal favour!) you get an English muffin if you ask for anything between a piece of toast and a fat cake.
Howvever, if you ask for an English muffin in UK you'll likely get something you didn't quite plan...(If you're really lucky!)
If you want the fat cake in UK you'll need to ask for an American Muffin....
Is nobody proud enough of the Muffin to take it to their hearts?
SPS
Now oreiented NS when conditoned SN