amusing PA announcements.
A few years ago, returning at night to a very stormy Manchester from a package holiday in Spain. Aircraft, an airbus 319 if memory is correct, is being seriously bounced around on appraoch. Small boy in cabin is heard to say 'This is better than the big dipper'.
As we cross the threshold, lights dimmed and cabin now silent, one wing is lifted alarmingly before we bump down and deccelerate. As we leave the runway one of the flight crew makes perhaps the shortest, most concise and understated PAs I've ever heard. 'BLOODY HELL'.