A good pilot is one that brings the sticky buns back for the engineers. (And the aircraft in one piece)
A great pilot is one that manages to spill his tea/coffee/milk/lemonade drink all over the centre console, but on his return, clears it up.
A normal pilot is one that moans constantly about pay/conditions/pensions/share prices/sheep prices/cattle prices/new car prices/how much they are getting over there/my headset don't work/is my aircraft ready yet... etc. etc.
