Okay, I can dig it..... :
Go to the camel races and see the world's youngest child jockeys velcroed on the back of a camel...
Go to the Hatta Road and see BMW models you never even wet-dreamed of existing before wrapped around power poles on mile-long, dead-straight stretches of road.
Go to Madinat and see the world's oldest brand new Olde Worlde village...
Go to Silicon Valley Vill-ahge and see the world's biggest collection of whinging pilots in captivity in the world... (soon...)
Go to the Irish Vill-ahge and see the world's surliest Irish back-packer beer-wenches...
Go to the Gulf to see the world's newest islands before they sink back into the Gulf...
Go to Satwa and get the world's best copy DVDs.... ("Good copee, Meestah...")
Go to the gold souk for the world's yellowest gold and best copy watches...
Go to one of the new Cabin Crew high-rises and see the world's greasiest collection of lebos hanging around outside sniffing...
Did I miss anything??