Ouch ! Woddie
So be it; I'll cosily nest in your ignore list; feel comfy already.
Let me then transmit blind from my limbo:
Has it occured to you that the cabin crew, given the proximity of the ground, might have disarmed the chute ?? dunno but what would the exit have looked like with an almost horizontal looking chute ? It could almost have looked like a beach party with people hopping out and about on a trampolino !
Only throwing my 2 pence in.