Southside, bonny lad - you mentioned 'moaning' - surely the RN expression is 'dripping' ?
Do you chaps still get bread & dripping sarnies when you go off-watch prior to hot bedding in a warm, smelly cabin?
Have you still got those disgusting "transit cabins" on shore bases for visiting aircrew and VIP's ?
Had a good day at Culdrose in the Wardroom and flying in a Merlin, circa Jun 2000