i think this is a poor thread
how about this one?
Do you think it possible, that just as you are slipping into the gents for a waz, that your wife, who was hitherto completely normal, follows you in, and without you being aware of the other revellers in the pub shouting out "watch out, she's behind you....", and also believing she would follow the separation procedures between the ladies and the gents, she uses the same toilets as you?
could it happen?