NEO,
I will be in Redhill later this week on other business...I would stop in at Bristow there but I fear my voluminous treatise to the Mandarins there upon my exit last may have trod upon some sensitive toes. I made the mistake of believing they were serious when they asked for a critique of the Nigerian situation which existed at that time. Despite many of my suggested improvements having occurred I think maybe I was a bit too frank and honest for my own good. I am sure I took off some of my own toes while waxing so eloquently. They certainly have not been sending any Christmas Cards since my departure. I know some there would welcome me back and others would be consulting the chicken bones and animal parts trying to conjure up some serious Ju-Ju to hex me with.....I would certainly entertain returning to the fold if they ever decided all was forgiven but the chances of that are mighty slim. I am in a dead heat with a particularly nice South African fellow who also incurred the Mandarin wrath upon his last exits from the warm embraces of the new OLOG Bristow....seems neither of us fit into the desired mold.
There is one in HR that I would not accept tea from...for fear of being poisoned.....likewise....he should avoid any dark alleys I happen to spend a night in as well. If I returned...I am sure it would be to a posting where French would be required....and we all know how that sequel would turn out. Being a man of my word....I hate to leave promises unkept and having my retirement made....I can afford to look straight ahead without worrying about the future.
It would be fun to see my old friends again....and even some old enemies...lots of good folks out there and lots of good times. Having both friends and enemies marks a full life...at least one knows it was not without involvement. I would love to sit beside Chuks again and stir that small pot about and see the results. He is always good for a chuckle as are some others.
Keep yer noggin on a swivel....
Give my regards to the bossfellah at PHC....and the Geriatrics in Warri!