I haven't met Monocock either.
I guess I just have ever so, ever so scary posts. Maybe they leap out of the page and attack you or something?
Now for a complete digression - I was apparently the first woman in the UK to fly a Schweizer 333 yesterday!!!!! What does this prove? Absolutely nothing. Why am I telling you? No reason - just a monkey-chattering thought which surfaced in my brain as I was writing. 