New evidence comes to light:
Following discovery of large quantities of Pork Beans amongst the overturned chairs and tables at an exclusive english country club today, there is speculation that a woman whom, according to a media quote of an eyewitness, allegedly flew 20 feet into the air on her chair before "disappering from view", may have been a test pilot of a revolutionary secret new aircraft.
"There is some evidence to suggest that Pork Beans are being used to fuel a revolutionary new experimental aircraft called a Cheap VTOL by its designer, Dave Jackson of Pprune" said investigative legend Lu the Zed.
Speculation continued today after unsubstantiated rumours surfaced that the woman was seen consuming the pork beans moments before her flight, and photographs appearing in reports (see posted link above) allegedly show how her hair was used to cleverly hide the helmet she wore during the flight.
The designer, Dave Jackson, later denied that there was any such secret test going on, although he was particularly interested in obtaining an accurate measure of the altitide achieved by the flight, and the ability of the propulsion system to transport the woman completely out of view of nearby witnesses. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
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