Oof. Have all companies gone so bad as to not even give a retiring employee a token (if tacky) farewell in the office, or a hired hotel room, so as to not inspire hijinks in the air?
Or would wot happened here just be "extracurricular" activity?
No, I'm not a journo. Perish the thought.
They are, it appears, reading, so we all must tread with care...