Board of Enquiry Result
1. White officer pushes 4 non-swimmers into river.
2. Helicopter hovers low above non-swimmers to aid in forcing them under water.
3. 3 non-swimmers sink to bottom drowning soon thereafter.
4. 1 non-swimmer escapes.
5. Vigilant FE dives in and personally drowns escapee with bare hands.
6. Honorus Crux and 1 year's free Castle Lager all around.