RETREADS
That's what I call them. RETREADS.
TSA - Thousands Standing Around.
Here's a little fun I like to have with them. When they ask me to unbuckle my belt I whisper, "if you want me to undo my zipper, you'll have to give me a kiss first."
After the wand has passed in front og my genitalia without buzzing I state, that God I didn't wear my IUD today."
You should see their blank vapid stares.