If you realy want to impress the ladies grab your self a pair of these
http://www.bushwings.com/frontpag.html (the stories on this page are a great read too) mate of mine had a pair with a blinking red LED in the middle looked great.
On the subject of wings mine were presented to me by a notable world war two ace in a ceremony when I got my commercail. I wear them with pride. Drinking with wings or bars on is a hainus offence - perpertraitors should be forced to shout the bar.