SASless - I really couldn't give a damn what they call me when I get to wherever I'm going, as I'll be past caring when I get there!!
Actually, I'm of a mind that the only afterlife I have to worry about is whether I'm eaten by the worms or join the Crispy Critter Club! One absolute certainty is that I'm going to meet my demise some time, so may as well make it worth it!!